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lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna crap my pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

basically me when I’m drunk

(via hello-my-sunny-pander96)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via 15sry)

sarcastic-posts:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via innocentfaceedirtymindd)

iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

(via ri0t-grrl)

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via innocentfaceedirtymindd)

watsonly:

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

(Source: 3033033, via huggedhemmo)

Midnight thoughts (I still can’t listen to them without fucking crying)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via midnight-mixtapes)

I have 14 audio clips of you singing on my phone. You learned each of those songs because I told you they were my favorites and I can’t fucking bring myself to delete them because they remind me of a time when you still thought I was worth the effort.
me looking at thing:yooooo
me looking at price:nooooo

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

(via themightyc26)

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