HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna crap my pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
CALL LIFE ALERT
basically me when I’m drunk
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
I have 14 audio clips of you singing on my phone. You learned each of those songs because I told you they were my favorites and I can’t fucking bring myself to delete them because they remind me of a time when you still thought I was worth the effort.
TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.